Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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