Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
