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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.

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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every perfect package comes with a warning label.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.

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