if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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