I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Randomize
