he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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