in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Randomize
