So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
God, I missed his penis.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
