i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
