so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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