So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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