im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it because I queefed?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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