How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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