Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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