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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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