Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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