Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
thus making me awesome and them whores
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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