508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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