In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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