It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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