He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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