i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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