i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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