I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sext me about skeletons
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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