Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's rum buckets o'clock
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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