she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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