Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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