He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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