...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
