I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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