This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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