3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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its like you know when i get waxed
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize