Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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