Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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