sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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