is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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