I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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