erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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