im about as happy as oj after his trial
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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