Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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