Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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