Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
