Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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