Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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