North Korea, Best Korea!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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