whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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