ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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