You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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