what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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