hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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