I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm like, not good at living.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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