lets start a swedish sibling band together
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I will be naked everywhere
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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