This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
