my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
