covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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